...There she was walking along a deserted stretch of beach. She was wearing a dental floss white bikini and she looked breathtaking. I couldn't help but stare, when all of a sudden she glanced at me and our eyes locked. We both knew what would happen next...
From:
Wally the one eyed wunder muscle
(Thu Apr 17 01:34:17 2008)
She chased me down the beach for miles, for ealier that day I may have stolen her wallet. She couldn't catch me, I can out run a deer.
From:
Superman
(Wed Sep 24 21:23:26 2008)
...I swept her off her feet and flew her back to my 'Fortress of Solitude' where I kept her really warm...