Woman U betta get me nice tall glass of Vodka..B!TCH!!
From:
Big Dawgs werld
(Mon Aug 24 07:34:13 2009)
I was layin on one of those beach loungers, not so long ago axwooly,and evry plastic band at the same time.I hit tha ground like a pancake
From:
still big dawgs werld
(Mon Aug 24 07:37:28 2009)
THAT axwooly IS a lie,a white lie er wateva, it was woodn lounger, not at the beach,i sat my heavy a$$ down on it but nevr got 2recline n relax kuz my a$$ fell thru bout 4 boardz n me butt hit tha dek
From:
well i'll B damed that story jus reminded me of anuthr story
(Mon Aug 24 07:40:28 2009)
This ones from my playground age youth:game,tag,(holy cristafisun THIS story jus reminded me of yet anutha story from me youth..dont wery,its cumn next,sh!t im on a roll,rite down memry lane)
From:
Mammery Lane-giggle or shood i sayjiggle
(Mon Aug 24 07:43:24 2009)
tag,im runn,ive always been tha best at wateva ido,cum2munky barz,kud x like lame fool,instead leap in a single bound bout 5 ft 2tha middle of DUH munky barz,bout 5th rung er so,my body swings like rikn ball..
From:
wrecking ball
(Mon Aug 24 07:45:59 2009)
rung rips from woodn playground,me steaduly decendin towardz ground w/ metel bar in hand,hit gound on my back jus absalootly square w/ fairly loud THUD,1st time evr had wind knoked from me lungs..
From:
oh sh!t!!!
(Mon Aug 24 07:48:58 2009)
got up,still can breath,think me gona dye,start wakn 2house 2call help,frend ask wur me goin,still cant tawk,ocurs 2me i cant tawk,think how me gona do diz,ocurs 2me 2write instruxins 4my frends mom 2call powleese..
From:
evn at a yung yung age i new my panik was depleting tha
(Mon Aug 24 07:51:39 2009)
oxygin i had left in me blud,thawt me dfnitly a gonr,then ocured panic or not,me defnitly a goner,boom, ability 2breeth cums bak,frend sez wuz up dude?,me let frend hav it bout his f#king termites holdin hands playground
From:
tag,me not it,me good at wateva me do
(Mon Aug 24 07:55:26 2009)
cum 2end of walky thing w/ tires 2climb up n down,bout 1 n 1/2 story tall,kud jus rapidly climb down,not this overacheevr,i jump,my foot gets caught in top tire,agin my body swings from the verted position 2tha inverded position..
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now..instead of my foot stayn caught n me bouncin n2 the tire ladder
(Mon Aug 24 07:58:11 2009)
wich wood B funnt by tha way,it gave way,me fell,hed 1st,put arm put 2keep from breakn nek,spraing ed arm but no breaks kuz me B one stroooooong lil mutha,then end now.
From:
i gezz tha lesson is..dont B an overacheevr like me
(Mon Aug 24 08:00:30 2009)
U most likly aint gots wat it takes and you'll jus end up thrilln yerself or sumone else.............stay in the little leagues boyz, stay in the little leagues,,wur U blong.
From:
that bad a$$ little boy..grew up 2B a bada$$ bada$$
(Mon Aug 24 08:04:16 2009)
smart as a star,quik as tha moon,strong as an ox sorta like ta box,get in tha car, this is my goon(kuzin),yer options R stop slingn cock, or get in yer box
From:
some average schmuk
(Mon Aug 24 08:17:52 2009)
This guy is simply amazing. he's smart,funny and clever. I wish I had half the abilatys this guy has. Everything he says is interesting and thought provoking,and it's ALL true because I'm educated in searching for information..
From:
some average schmuk
(Mon Aug 24 08:21:09 2009)
and this guy really does know his shit. Pardon my language,I'm just so facinated with this guy. a man does have to know were to look but the content this brilliant man speaks is simply flawless..
From:
some average schmuk
(Mon Aug 24 08:24:40 2009)
I've never in all my years witnissed a man express such air tight knowledge on practicly everything pertaining to anything. This wise, wise man should be givin some sort of award,this man should be praised,this man should be respected..
From:
Inteligent Being
(Mon Aug 24 08:26:30 2009)
and most of all..and I do mean most of all..this great, great man should be listened to. Because trust me..he knows alot more then you.
From:
jeffy
(Mon Aug 24 08:28:39 2009)
yer wrong and you suck
From:
Inteligent Being
(Mon Aug 24 08:30:16 2009)
(sniff) Did somebody just let one go..? OH GOD!! What the hell is that thing!?
From:
Superier Being
(Mon Aug 24 08:31:42 2009)
It's a jeffy, sir.
From:
Inteligent Being
(Mon Aug 24 08:32:17 2009)
Well fucking do something with it.
From:
erin
(Mon Aug 24 08:33:25 2009)
that's why the rest of the world hates, we have sex with our girlfriends
From:
Inteligent Being
(Mon Aug 24 08:35:40 2009)
well shit theirs another one,SHIT..look at em all. They all produce a simaler smell dont they.
From:
Superier Being
(Mon Aug 24 08:36:22 2009)
Most of them do sir,MOST of them do.
From:
This aint no pair of soks in me croch B!TCH!!
(Wed Aug 26 03:45:37 2009)
I'm feeling sooo cooold n looonly 2nite. I only wished I had a butt like dat 2snuggle up n grind aginst...(masterbating now)...(again)..(still)..............
From:
Jeff
(Thu Aug 27 22:46:34 2009)
DAMN MY PENIS IS SMALL
From:
jeffs x girlfriend who also happens to be a lesbian
(Thu Aug 27 22:48:12 2009)
That's an understatment!
From:
jeff
(Sat Aug 29 01:51:16 2009)
I'd luv for her to step on my face while I masterbated. Then stomp on my small balls while I sucked her boyfriends dick.
From:
jeffs x girlfriend who also happens to be a lesbian
(Sat Aug 29 01:52:33 2009)
Um, I'm sure that's probobly an understatement too for some nazty whore n her man.
From:
big ol peg
(Tue Sep 1 04:31:21 2009)
You got something against nasty whores..I'm a nasty whore..AND a lesbian.
From:
Big Pappa Alpha Roger
(Mon Sep 7 10:48:43 2009)
"ok know raise yer feet up n look back at the camera,(snap,)that's it,beyoutifull,exilent,that's it,werk the camera bebey,werk tha camera..."
From:
carpet4hotchix
(Mon Sep 7 22:07:05 2009)
she;s got realy sexy feet! i love to lie face up n have her walk all over me, grind me under the full weigt of her awesome HOTT body!!!!
From:
yer a f&cker
(Tue Sep 8 16:29:01 2009)
I dont why I jus feel like sayin that.......U f&cker...pretty girl thow...sorta..average made 2 look better..I like dat.
From:
nice pic
(Wed Sep 9 14:46:08 2009)
want to watch free porn no bs or sign ups then go to thefilthytruth.com
From:
opertoonity 2pay
(Thu Sep 10 13:54:36 2009)
no thx...crimanull
From:
randock
(Fri Oct 2 20:09:13 2009)
I would like to rub her down with my cum, inside and out.
